Canada Wide Forecast - February 21, 2013

The Late winter Push Continues! Pretty chilly pretty much all across the dominion today! Heck even Toronto is getting in on some freezing action with a Long John Index of 1! Saskatchewan is the winner ( south of 60 anyway), but Alert is the Grand Champion of cold today! -44 With no Windchill!

Vancouver, Kamloops - NA
Edmonton, Calgary - 1
Saskatoon, Regina, Winnipeg - 3
Thunder Bay, Sudbury, Toronto, Ottawa - 1
Montreal, Quebec City, Fredericton, Halifax, Charlottetown, St. John's - NA
Iqaluit - 4
Whitehorse - 1
Yellowknife - 3
Alert, Top of Canada - 5 

Canada Wide Forecast - February 19, 2013

Canada Wide Forecast - February 19, 2013

Storified by the Long John Index· Tue, Feb 19 2013 06:46:52

Good Morning Bonjour Canada! Your Long John Index Forecast is coming up right after our eye glasses defog #cantsee #whatarewetypingjadsnn3!the Long John Index

#longjohnindex for the home office in Edmonton is a 3 this morning and will be a 3 all day with a POLAR BEAR ALERT! Feb Yo Yo continues! #oythe Long John Index

#longjohnindex in Calgary is a 2 this morning, and will warm to a 1 with rain, and freezing rain and snow and LOTS of other neat thingsthe Long John Index

Fort McMurray with a #longjohnindex of 3 this morning, and will be a 3 all day with a POLAR BEAR ALERT! Better now than in April!the Long John Index

#longjohnindex in Grande Prairie is a 2 this morning, Red Deer a 3! Both will have a #longjohnindex of 1 today with a POLAR BEAR ALERT!the Long John Index

Great Deifenbaker! #longjohnindex in Saskatoon and Regina is a 4 this morning, and will be a 4 all day! #frozensaskatchewanpiratesthe Long John Index

#longjohnindex in Good Ol Reliable Winnipeg is a 4 this morning, and will be a 4 all day. Still not too cold for Slurpeesthe Long John Index

Ontario n Quebec! Thunder Bay will have a #longjohnindex of 3 today! Timmins will be a 1 with a MOUNTAIN OF SNOW #somanypolarbearsthe Long John Index

#longjohnindex in Sudbury will be an NA, yet there is a gigantic snownado on the way! POLAR BEAR ALERT!the Long John Index

Snow in most of Ontario means RAIN for Toronto! No #longjohnindex for you. Just get your umbrella #ella #ella #ay #ay #aythe Long John Index

Ottawa with a #longjohnindex of 1 and a POLAR BEAR ALERT! Such a nice Winter day! #bookstriptomexicothe Long John Index

#longjohnindex of 1 in Montreal and Quebec today! No Snow, No Problem #exceptfothefreezingpartthe Long John Index

ATLANTIC: No #longjohnindex for Fredericton or Halifax, but Charlottetown, Sydney and St. John's will be a 1!the Long John Index

THE NORTH! Iqaluit and Inuvik will have a #longjohnindex of 4 today, Whitehorse a 1, Yellowknife a 3! Alert, Top of Canada will be 5!the Long John Index

Canada Wide Forecast - February 19, 2013

Canada Wide Forecast - February 15, 2013

Is Winter creeping back across the Dominion? Temperatures Dropping in Saskatchewan, Manitoba and Ontario! Looks to be a pretty nice little snow storm headed to Sudbury! Still Balmy in Alberta, where Calgary will hit +8 Degrees, prompting many to ask 'Ey Calgary? Whats the rush? The sooner you get to spring, the sooner Winter will be back again! RELAX!'. Also, Freezing Rain here at the Headquarters in Edmonton, which means you may see many Mooses Sliding around, as they have ZERO Traction in freezing rain. Its True! SLIDING MOOSE ALERT!

Vancouver, Kamloops, Edmonton, Calgary, Red Deer, Grande Prairie - NA
Saskatoon, Regina - 1
Winnipeg - 3
Thunder Bay, Timmins, Sudbury - 3
Toronto, Ottawa - 1
Montreal, Quebec City, Fredericton, Halifax, Sydney, Charlottetown - NA
St. John's - 1
Iqaluit, Yellowknife - 3
Whitehorse - NA
Inuvik - 4
Alert, Top of Canada - 5

REMINDER: It's Family Day in Alberta this Monday, so we have the day off! Time to hang out with Families, Sleep in and Watch Cartoonz! Huzzah! 

Canada Wide Forecast - February 7, 2013

Canada Wide Forecast - February 7th 2013

Storified by the Long John Index· Thu, Feb 07 2013 06:52:01

Good Morning Bonjour Canada! Your Long John Index Forecast is coming up right after we finish shredding this wheat!the Long John Index

#longjohnindex in Edmonton is a 3 this morning, and will be a 1 today with a bit o cloud and snow! Beautiful Day! Who Wants to Snowshoe?the Long John Index

#longjohnindex in Calgary is a 1 this morning, and will be an NA TODAY. No Wind. No Snow. No Nothin. #sleepyforecast #zzzzzthe Long John Index

Fort McMurray has some winter! #longjohnindex of 3 this morning, and will be a 2 with a POLAR BEAR ALERT! Mitten High Fives for Fort Mac!the Long John Index

Winter Buddies Grande Prairie and Red Deer with a #longjohnindex of 3 this morning, and both will warm to a 1 #theyalsowearthesametshirtsthe Long John Index

#longjohnindex in Prince George is a 1 this morning, and will just baaarely be an NA today! So close to staying at the freezing point!the Long John Index

Chilly in Watermelon Hat Country! #longjohnindex of 3 in both Saskatoon & Regina this morning, both will warm to a 1 with a POLAR BEAR ALERTthe Long John Index

#longjohnindex in Good Ol Reliable Winnipeg is a 3 this morning, and will be a 3 all day with a POLAR BEAR ALERT! and #winterchampionthe Long John Index

Ontario n' Quebec! Thunder Bay will have a #longjohnindex of 2 today! Timmins will be a 3 once it warms up from the 5 it has this morning!the Long John Index

#longjohnindex in Greater Sudbury will be a 3 today with a POLAR BEAR ALERT!the Long John Index

Barrie will have a #longjohnindex of 1 today. Windsor will be an NA? Is Windsor in British Columbia now?the Long John Index

#longjohnindex in Toronto will be a 1 today with a POLAR BEAR ALERT! Same temp as Edmonton! #winterbuddiesthe Long John Index

And then it gets REAL Cold! Ottawa, Montreal and Quebec City all with a #longjohnindex of 3 today! Yipes!the Long John Index

THE ATLANTIC: Fredericton, Halifax, Sydney and Charlottetown all with a #longjohnindex of 3 today! St. John's will be a 1!the Long John Index

The NORTH! Iqaluit and Yellowknife will be a #longjohnindex of 3 today. Whitehorse a 1, Inuvik a 4! Alert, Top of Canada, will be a 5!the Long John Index

@McMurrayMusings Truth! We started doing Forecasts this winter IN SEPTEMBER! #verylongwinter #bringontherubberbootindexthe Long John Index

@auraborealis199 We are beginning to think Timmins starts everyday at -30, regardless of season or time of yearthe Long John Index