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Wednesday
Nov282012

Canada Wide Forecast - November 28, 2012

And We're Back! Much of the Dominion is under the threat of SNOW today! The Dry stuff in Alberta, the Wet Soggy stuff in the East and the Atlantic! Only Saskatchewan and Manitoba are spared from this SNOWNADO Threat, at least for today. 

Here are the Long John Index Forecasts for all of Canada's most important Cities....meaning, they have a) the most stop lights and b) the Most Timmies'

Vancouver, Kamloops - NA
Prince George - 1
Edmonton, Grande Prairie, Red Deer - 3
Fort McMurray - 4
Calgary - 1
Saskatoon - 3
Regina - 2
Winnipeg - 3
Thunder Bay - 1
Sudbury - 2
Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal, Quebec City, Fredericton, Halifax, St. John's, Charlottetown - 0
Iqaluit, Inuvik - 3
Whitehorse, Yellowknife - 4
Alert, Top of Canada - 4

Friday
Jan132012

Canada Wide Forecast and All Request Index - January 13, 2012

It's Friday the 13th, and there is some spooky weather across the Dominon of Canada today! Temperatures are up in the Maritimes, but down in Manitoba and Western Ontario, and there is everything from Fog to Rain to Drizzle to snow to across the country. This also looks to be the last day of the Warm Winter of 2011-2012 for the Western Provinces as Temperatures at set to PLUNGE over the weekend! The Long John Index will be much more exciting next week!

Vancouver - NA
Kamlooped, Calgary - 1
Edmonton - NA 
Fort McMurray, Saskatoon, Regina - 1
Winnipeg, Thunder (Danger) Bay, Sudbury - 3
Toronto - NA
Ottawa, Montreal, Quebec City - 1
Halifax, Fredericton, Charlottetown, Green Gables, St. John's - NA
Iqaluit, Inuvik - 4
Yellowknife, Whitehorse - 3
Alert, Top of Canada - 4

All Request Index

Hubbards, Nova Scotia - NA
Saint-Hubert, Quebec - 1
Barrie, Ontario - 2
Biggar, Saskatchewan - 1
Port-of-Spain, Trinidad and Tobago - NA ( Will be +29C there today)
Niimi, Okayama Prefecture, Japan - NA (Will be +1C there today)

Friday
Dec092011

Canada Wide Forecast - December 9, 2011 PLUS All Request Friday

The storms appear to be over in the Maritimes, and the Cold seems to have lessened in the Prairies, which makes the weather across the coutnry somewhat more pleasent, and therefore, BORING. NIce little bubble of Winter in between Winnipeg and Thunder aka Danger Bay though! Long John Index of 3 in that Region! And there are some Polar Bear Alerts in Southern Ontario and Quebec, which jazzes things up a bit! Plus its nice and Brisk in the North!

Vancouver - NA
Kamloops - 1
Edmonton, Calgary - NA
Banff, Lethbridge, Saskatoon, Regina - 1
Winnipeg, Thunder (Danger) Bay - 3
Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal, Quebec City, Fredericton, Truro, Halifax, Green Gables, St John's - NA
Goosebay - 4
Iqaluit, Yellowknife, Inuvik - 3
Whitehorse - 1
Alert, Top of Canada - 4

Long John Indexes for ALL REQUEST FRIDAY as requested by YOU Lovely people

For Christie - Oshawa, Ontario - NA
For Greg - Hubbards, Nova Scotia - NA
For Brian - Bancroft, Ontario - 1
For Barb - London, Ontario - 1
For Arron - Mannville, Alberta - NA 

Wednesday
Nov022011

An Introduction to the Canada Wide Forecast - November 2, 2011

Seeing as how some of you may brand new to the Long John Index, we thought it might be a good idea to introduce you to the Long John Index's MAIN FEATURE: The 'Canada Wide Forecast'. When Winter findly wraps it's icey fingers around the country (say, in aboot 2 weeks), our highly skilled team of scientists, researchers, coffee addicts are up allll hours of the night busy preparing a Long John Index for every major city in Canada, based upon their daytime high temperature. We do this ever weekday, and post/tweet/facebook the results between 6 am and 7am Mountain Time. Occasionaly you will get a 'Canada Wide Forecast' on a Saturday, but it depends if the Cartoons are any good that morning or not.

In anycase, we wanted to do an example for you, so here would be today's 'Canada Wide Forecast' of Long John Index's based on the daytime high temperature, for Wednesday November 2, 2011

Vancouver - NA (Not applicable - Meaning the daytime high will be warmer than 0 Degrees Celsius)
Kamlooped - NA
Prince George - NA
Edmonton - NA
Saddletown (Calgary) NA
Fort McMurray, Newfoundland and Labrador - NA
Saskatoon, Regina, Jaw of Moose - NA
Winterpeg/Winnerpeg - NA
Danger(Thunder) Bay - NA
Giant Nickel (Sudbury) - NA
Windzor the Conqueror (Windsor) - NA
Centre of the Universe (s) - NA
Kingtown (Kingston) - NA
Quebec City, Montreal - NA
Halifax, Fredericton, Green Gables, Charlottetown, St. John's - NA
Iqaluit, Whitehorses, Inuvik - 1
Alert, Top of Canada - 3 

Again, once it gets REALLY cold, we'll be posting a blog update like this every weekday! Stay Tuned and Keep warm!

- The Staff and Lowly Interns at the Long John Index Service of Canada